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The Parsec Noise Bundle - Parsec Xeno Soundfont

The Parsec Noise Bundle - Parsec Xeno Soundfont

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Introducing The Parsec Noise Soundfont Bundle, where laughter, whimsy, and pure hilarity collide! This extraordinary bundle brings together four unique soundfonts that will revolutionize your saber scenes with an unmatched sense of amusement and entertainment. Prepare for a rollercoaster of laughter and joy as you unleash the power of these captivating soundfonts.

First up, we have "The Laugh Soundfont." Immerse yourself in the infectious sounds of genuine laughter as your characters ignite and clash their sabers. Each swing becomes a comedic spectacle that will leave your audience in stitches. Brace yourself for endless laughter and create unforgettable moments with this side-splitting soundfont.

Next, we present the "Slide Whistle Soundfont," a delightful journey back to the whimsical days of childhood. Experience the enchanting sounds of the slide whistle accompanying your every saber adventure. The unmistakable "whistle" sound adds an undeniable sense of playfulness and nostalgia to your scenes, capturing the essence of pure joy.

Enter the realm of nostalgia with the "Groan Tube Soundfont." Relive the memories of this classic toy as the distinctive "groan" sound fills the air upon igniting or extinguishing your saber. This unique touch of fun and playfulness will transport you back to carefree days, ensuring a grin on your face and a twinkle in your eye.

Last but certainly not least, we present the hilarious and outrageous "Fart Saber Soundfont." Say goodbye to ordinary saber sounds and embrace the absurdity of a flatulent symphony. Watch your friends' faces contort with laughter as they hear the iconic lightsaber "swoosh" replaced by hilarious fart noises. This soundfont is perfect for comedic skits, parodies, or whenever you want to inject a burst of unapologetic humor.

Individually, these soundfonts are remarkable, but together they form the Ultimate Comedy Soundfont Bundle, a collection that promises an unforgettable audio experience. Whether you're seeking to entertain, evoke nostalgia, or simply unleash your funny side, this bundle has it all.

Unlock endless creative possibilities, leave your audience in stitches, and infuse your saber scenes with laughter, whimsy, and pure entertainment. 

This Font Bundle Includes:

The Fart,

The Groan Tube,

The Slide Whistle

The Laugh


DISCLAIMER: Any voice files or music tracks included in this sound package are provided FREE OF CHARGE! You are paying for the time and effort of custom building an audio package for your custom saber!

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A Parsec Soundfont...

Unleash the ultimate in comedic power with our Xeno Saber Soundfonts. Designed specifically for our Xeno Sabers, these soundfonts allow you to replicate the sounds of some of the funniest and most recognizable sound effects. From the classic fart noise to the voice of your favorite animated character, these soundfonts will take your saber battles to a whole new level of hilarity. Available exclusively on Parsec Sabers and for Xeno Sabers, these soundfonts are the perfect addition for cosplayers, collectors, and anyone looking to add a touch of humor to their saber battles.